Funny Tips By Fadi Gedeon.
1. You see a gorgeous girl
at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me. That's Direct
Marketing
2. You're at a party with
friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: He's very rich marry him. That's Advertising
3. You go up to her and get her
tel. number . next day, you call and say: Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me. That's
Telemarketing
4. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the car door for
her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the
way, I'm rich. Will you marry Me? That's Public Relations
5. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry Me? That's Brand Recognition
6. You go up to her and say: I
am very rich marry me! She gives you a slap on your face. That's Customer
Feedback
7. You go up to her and say: I am
very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. That's demand and
supply gap
8. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: I'm rich. Will you marry
me? and she goes with him. That's competition eating into your market share
9. You go up to her and before
you say: I'm rich, Marry me! your wife arrives. That's restriction for entering
new markets
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